To all those who secretly do not favour me, even though you hardly know me, please be informed herewith that far from being dismayed in any way by your hypocritical outward display of reluctant acceptance, it merely confirms how dissimilar we are. Please be assured as well that your offense by me does not make you right, nor does my offense of you make me wrong. To disemburden you of any dejection you may feel concerning my seemingly unfortunate intrusion into your life, however transient and tangential, be persuaded, too, despite and still, that though I do earnestly wish you well, I just as sincerely do not give a damn how you regard me – mistakenly, genuinely, or otherwise.