When presented with easy and with difficult,

I choose difficult. If anyone can have it, I don’t

want it. If anyone can do it, I won’t do it. If

everyone thinks it, I won’t think it. If everyone

wants it, I won’t have it. If I must choose between

two evils, without hesitation, I pick the one I have

not yet tried. Sometimes I want quiet thunder.

Sometimes I want loud silence. You  are a bad idea,

no doubt, but one I have never had before.